March 2012
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Vondell Swain: "having a blast" seems like it could be british slang for shooting a gun or a cannon
Monica Grasty: haahaha yeah
Vondell Swain: just like "having a stroke" totally sounds like it could be british slang for masturbation
Monica Grasty: hahahahhahhah
ohyousillypotato:
typicalxtori:
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February 2012
149 posts
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Hello new followers
If you’re anything like my other followers, you’ll be gone in a few days.
So enjoy yourself while you’re here!
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sadpenis:
soulja boy meets world
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awwnapoleon:
sailor jupiter is a lesbian
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
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The person I reblogged this from is lovely.
notaplatypus:
nathan-horton:
androxin:
nathan-horton:
snarkinthewater reblogged your photo
I didn’t know they made uggs for men.
oh they do.
they do.
there’s a huge uggs ad with tom brady on the mass pike across from fenway park and it’s dumb as hell. i laugh everytime i see it.
dima is a manly man
Uggs were orginially made for men. For surfers in australia that mean to keep...
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nerdfightersdontfightnerds:
The Fruit in our Stomachs
featuring Hazel Grape and Augustus Watermelons
by John Green Apple
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
teaheads:
human being to the mob
what’s a mob to a king?
what’s a king to a god?
what’s a god to a non-believer
who don’t believe in anything?
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strawbiery:
yossariancaulfield:
video game
VEEDO GAEM
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effington:
youremyguitarhero:
human eyes are just so fucking beautiful, jesus christ
said the serial killer
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Ancient naval battles are bad ass
and my girlfriend was born on the day of the final battle of the First Punic War. The battle of Aegusa.
Way too excited but thats awesome.
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My Life Is Elizabeth: I just want to say thank you... →
elizadactyl:
Cause if Chipotle weren’t so delicious, Katherine and I would never have talked about how delicious we find Chipotle.
And if Katherine and I had never talked about how delicious we find Chipotle, we never would have decided to go to Chipotle before the Black Light dance.
And if Katherine and I…
There is no way I am ever going to get off this...
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I think I'm in Ireland.
Fuck you guys
starting map crunch
youngstero:
bill clinton is like the wacky sitcom uncle of the american government
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John Green's tumblr: V for Vendetta →
metatfios:
“‘You’re like a millennial Natalie Portman. Like V for Vendetta Natalie Portman.’
‘Never seen it,’ I said.
‘Really?’ he asked. ‘Pixie-haired gorgeous girl dislikes authority and can’t help but fall for a boy she knows is trouble. It’s your autobiography, so far as I can…
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