David’s Unofficial Uke Rules
- Do not play I’m yours
- Do not play Somewhere Over the Rainbow more than once a year
- Never play the above song in a small room within which a party is held
- Don’t say you play the ukulele if you just own one and don’t touch it.
- If you played 5 or more years ago and have not played since you do not play the ukulele
- Don’t be an overly happy asshole
- Don’t constantly flit around reminding everyone you play the ukulele…
- …Unless you’re James Hill. Then you fucking rock.
- Don’t be an asshole.
- Just enjoy it for yourself, don’t play to impress.
- If you like the ukulele, play semi-regularly at least, and enjoy playing it, it doesn’t matter your skill level. You play the ukulele
- Have fun. But not so much fun that you’re annoying.
- Bring your uke in a case. We can tell you want someone to ask you about it if you don’t. Cover it up. Take it out when you play, plus it’s just smart.
- Don’t take yourself too seriously*
- Don’t take this too seriously*
- If you don’t like it, stop playing. We can probably tell.
*Life rules.
**I’ve broken some of these
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